On the lighter side for a Friday before a long weekend:
I fully acknowledge that some of you may be so young that you might be asking yourself…”What is this Calculator that I keep hearing about?” I asked ChatGPT for a funny definition to clarify:
Calculator (noun):
/ˈkalkyəˌlādər/
An ancient, battery-powered artifact used by elders (i.e., anyone over 35) to perform math without opening a browser tab.
Typically found buried in desk drawers, next to dried-out highlighters and mysterious Post-it notes that say things like “Follow up w/ Bob??”
Often mistaken for: 1) A primitive gaming device (thanks to that one person who only used it to type “80085”), 2) A TV remote from the 1980s, 3)A very sad smartphone with no Wi-Fi, apps, or soul
Common types include:
- Basic calculator: Good for addition, subtraction, and pretending to look busy.
- Scientific calculator: Intimidating. May or may not require a degree in physics to turn on.
- Financial calculator: The only acceptable flex in a CPA exam.
See also: Adding Machine/10 Key – The calculator’s louder, chunkier cousin who still prints everything it says, like your one aunt on Facebook.
If you ever see one in the wild, approach with respect. It may still carry emotional trauma from audit season.
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